This piece should come with a trigger warning. As a child, this verbal confrontation between a bully and myself: "TOMMY SALAMI!!" "JODY BALONEY!!"

Ignoring that for the moment, however, as kids we never had the treat of fried baloney, just sandwiches on white white bread with mustard. Sometime late in life I had the good stuff, or maybe it was just fried Spam .... either way, not bad at all!